Watching Football with wives can be very frustrating and stressful Imagine this: Wife : darling , whos that guy. Is that Chris Brown? Husband: Chris bawo? no na. thats Theo Walcott!! Wife: Hey! Whats that yellow card for? Husband: Its a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch. Wife: Ohhh! Its something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - Stop. Husband: Yeah yeah sure.. You are right.!! Wife: What about the green card? Husband: Ohhh! theres nothing like that in football. Wife: Which teams are these? Husband: Which kind wahala be this now!! God! Its Arsenal and Chelsea. What again! Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on? Husband: You dont have eyes? whose red jersey be that? Wife: Ok..which team is putting on blue? Husband: (upset)...Omg, Haba, What now. Dont you know its Chelsea? Wife: Eheee? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup. Husband: What concern Arsenal with world cup? Where you from self? Wife: Take me easy now! Please whos that old man? Husband: Hmmm... thats Arsenals coach, Arsene Wenger Wife: Ooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger? Husband: You are silly. God will soon punish u..abeg free me jare!! (Changes Channel).
Posted on: Sat, 11 Oct 2014 11:16:07 +0000
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