We definitely live in the age of the asshole. So Im walking down Madison Avenue tonight from about 50th street to about 30th street, when I saw a fairly tall white male around mid-40s wearing business casual attire and a backpack walking about 8 paces in front of me. Hes walking on the left side of the sidewalk at rush hour (I could stop there and hes already an asshole). Then I see that hes deliberately ramming unsuspecting people with his shoulder, including several smaller women, in fact mostly women. I start following him and eventually hurry to get up along side him. Since he was on the curb side I considered just checking him in front of a moving bus on Madison - problem solved. Then he eventually notices me, so he stops in from of the ole Y&R liquor store, and after hesitating and seeing me staring at him he starts to go in. So I tapped him and then told him hes an asshole and he knows why. He gave me the knowing look of an asshole who knows damn well hes an asshole (you know the look because you know some assholes just like him). He then went inside. When he came back out I beheaded him.
Posted on: Fri, 10 Oct 2014 01:15:27 +0000
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