We have all had a ball in the sunshine today, out for a few drinks with friends when we met the most peculiar chap in the site bar....for the story we will call him nigel, as that as far as we know was his name, and he did seem like a proper nigel to us all! Nigel bounced by our table and felt the need to tell his story which i will share with u all. He started his tale with the line that he had been told if he had more than 2 pints he was on his own tonite, clearly he had that 2 pints as he was indeed alone...he went on to tell us that he was sharing a caravan with his ex-wife, his daughter and her boyfriend and their child, his new girlfriend and her daughter who he did give the impression he fancied more than her mother..and did say he had paid for them all to be there....yes you may all be thinking the same as me....nigel was a stereotypical full of self importance english wanker who felt the need to tell his tall tale to any one whos table had a full pint of lager he could try and steal with the age old phrase is that my pint i left on your table piss of nigel you wont get a free pint from the jocks or the taffs.....
Posted on: Mon, 04 Aug 2014 23:05:18 +0000
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