Weird Als Lame Claim to Fame Satirizes Celeb-Obsessed Culture https://youtube/watch?v=o3vBvlT1i_k [Verse 1:] One time I was in the checkout line Behind Steven Seagal Once Im pretty sure Mr. Jonah Hill Was in the very next bathroom stall My best friends brother Well, he was an extra in Waynes World 2 My neighbours baby sitter Dated three of the guys in Motley Crue I swear Jack Nicholson Looked right at me at a Lakers game [Hook:] I got a lame Lame claim to fame [Verse 2:] Check it out, I bought a second hand toaster from a guy who says he knows Brad Pitt I got me an email from the prince of Nigeria Well, he sure sounded legit My sister used to take piano lessons From the second cousin of Ralph Nader Last year I threw up in an elevator Next to Christian Slater Well guess what, my birthday and Kim Kardashians Are exactly the same [Hook x2] [Bridge:] Once at a party, my dentist accidentally Sneezed on Russell Crowe I posted first in the comments On a YouTube video I tried to sit by Steve Buscemi But he told me this seats taken I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy Who know a guy who knows a guy who know Kevin Bacon [Verse 3:] I had a car that used to belong To Cuba Gooding Jr.s uncle A friend of mine in high school Had jury duty with Art Garfunkel One time I was staying in the same hotel As Zooey Deschanel I used the same napkin dispenser As Steve Carell at a Taco Bell I dont mean to brag but Paul Giamattis plumber knows me by name [Hook x4] [Outro:]
Posted on: Thu, 20 Nov 2014 11:08:26 +0000
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