Welcome to South Africa President Obama! I hope you will find our hospitality welcoming, and please enjoy the beauty of our country! PS - Ignore those handful of idiots protesting at your arrival, they know not the potential benefits you bring to us. Please save us from the cheap, rubbish Chinese crap flooding our shops. Oh, and when you go to visit Robben Island, I suggest you skip the ferry, it is not so reliable - fly in one of those stunning Blackhawk helicopters circling above Cape Town. Also, your guide will tell you he is a "political activist", but in fact he is nothing more than an ex-terrorist convict that bombed innocent people wishing to simply eat a Wimpy burger & chips. Oops, and mind the pooh when you visit Helen - I do apologise for this disgraceful lack of human dignity shown by our ANC youth. Other than that, you will see Cape Town is the most beautiful city in SA! Come on over and pop in for a braai if you have a moment to spare ... I have the fire going and some tjoppies and a bottle of the finest Robertson red on standby. Oh, you prefer brandy and coke? Man, hier gaan jy nog lekker vassit! PS - I would LUV a spin in Air Force One ... just saying (wink-wink nudge-nudge) - dit bly net so tussen ons manne ... top secret like Nkandla!
Posted on: Fri, 28 Jun 2013 23:06:38 +0000
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