Welcome to Wednesday...hump day. First of all, apologies to all golf fans. Yesterday, there was sadly no mention of Jason Dufner’s win at the PGA Championship. The reason for this is the following. Arguably, the PGA Championship not a major and is just a suped up John Deere Classic…BOOM! That won’t take away from J.Duf’s remarkable performance. Yes, he was good on the course but his post win shenanigans were one to behold. If you don’t understand, get on Youtube, Twitter, Ringo, Bebo, (Insert latest social phenomenon here) and search for J.Duf’s post major celebrations. You will understand in due course. A last round of 68 won him his first ‘major’ ahead of Big Jim and everyone’s favourite Swede, Henrik Pencil Case. If you didn’t know, the All Blacks are playing this weekend. No one gave a hoot until we found out that DC is out. Now this isn’t really news because I happens a heck of a lot nowadays. But when everyone realised that the Foetus was going to be running the cutter at 10, everyone winced. Just a little. Now he’s no Colin Slade, who looks his jaw’s going to break even when passes but he is The Foetus. Stay off the skateboard this week Aaron. Quade Cooper is playing for the other team so run down to the TAB and put a 10er on the AB’s by 25 plus. Good to see that NZ’s track distance runners are receiving a bit of fanfare too. Zane Robertson qualified for the 5000m final at the World Champs in Moscow and will go up against Britain’s favourite son, Mo Farah. Robertson trains in Kenya with Nick Willis’s brother as his coach. The golden days of Snell, Quax and Walker are long gone so it’s nice to see a runner in the mixer again with Mr Willis. Hamilton Boy’s High School are rejoicing in producing their first ever semi-meaningful sportsman since Aled De Malmanche. From the Premier League arena, transfer chat aplenty. Martin Luther King’s newest fan Luis Suarez, the man who produces far too much saliva and has a habit of relinquishing his saliva pot by gently placing it on other players faces, is wanting out of Liverpool so that he can play in the Champions League. Brendan Rogers is not budging on the matter and sent the Uruguayan to the naughty corner to think about what he has done. If he behaves, the chat is he’ll back for Maths class, period 3. Wayne Rooney is also wanting out on Man Utd because he doesn’t want to play second fiddle to Robin Van Percy-Montgomery. David Moyes won’t budge. And lastly, ever one to poach a player, Real Madrid are chasing Gareth “I’m batting way out of my crease” Bale to the tune of around 85 million pounds. Only a week till the League kicks off. Stat of the day: Morehei Ueshibe, founder of the martial art of Aikido, once pinned an opponent using only a single finger. This stat is flawed. There is no information as to the size or age of this so called opponent. The ROOST UP
Posted on: Tue, 13 Aug 2013 21:11:28 +0000
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