Welcome to the new Stackswell & Co. Agile, Vision-oriented, Disintermediated Stackswell & Co was founded by Thomas Oscar, visionary, in 2014. Following a regrettable iguana-based incident during October 2014 the company was bought out by Ultor Corp and a new CEO and Chairman of the board, David Frew. The new management team thank you for your years of service and take this opportunity to tell you that the only changes which will be implemented in the next few months will be those that can clear the well defined process mapped out on pages 2814 to 2912 of your employee manual. Were dedicated to red-tape, bureaucracy and efficiency. A fun group for role-playing that we all work in an office together. So that our time together can be as productive as possible, there are some ground rules:- - No links to any sites that are not the Onion. Not because im in any way affiliated with them, but because theyre the only site I can think of that would have anything relevant to this page. - If possible, please put your posts in email form. To, From, Subject, Body. All should be present. - The hierarchy of the firm is still being developed. I am working with HR to ensure that we have things well in hand moving forward. - If its not funny, its not going to hanging around. Doesnt mean you shouldnt try again later, but just means it wasnt appropriate/funny/etc. - I will ban people. But you will deserve it.
Posted on: Mon, 06 Oct 2014 10:27:54 +0000
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