Well, its Rosh Hashanah again. Its time to start thinking about what you accomplished and didnt accomplish this past year. Its time to really sit down and pray to G-d for guidance and instruction on where you need to go this coming year to accomplish your purpose. Or, you could just come up with a list of worthless New Years resolutions to make you feel like youre trying. For those of you that choose the 2nd path, I have put together a list of the top ten most noble New years resolutions for you to attempt: 10. A great New Year Resolution is to do a better job Disguising your poor life choices. 9. Get 2 friends to start smoking so that you dont feel so alone in your mistakes. 8. Stop procrastinating .....or you could start that one in November if you would rather. 7. Stop repeating yourself again, and again, and again. 6. Stop repeating yourself again, and again, and again. 5. Have goals. Gain enough weight to get on The Biggest Loser. 4. Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store. 3. Spend more time avoiding friends and family. 2. Resolve to work with neglected children....your own. 1. What does it even matter. A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. Please join us at any time after 1:00 PM EST to find out if anything that I just mentioned has any real value on the next episode of Jeff and the Rabbi. Just Go to youtube/user/SideTickVideos to watch this great new episode and old episodes of Jeff and the Rabbi.
Posted on: Mon, 22 Sep 2014 15:28:34 +0000
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