Well, its really Bridgets fault. Bridget wanted cuddles this - TopicsExpress



          

Well, its really Bridgets fault. Bridget wanted cuddles this morning, and came up on the outside of the bed. Bad move. Her generous rump started s-l-o-w-l-y sliding off the edge of the bed. She made a panicked and desperate attempt to stop the slide by grabbing the nearest thing with her front paws and CLAWS. Nearest thing was my face. 60lbs of dog, paws and long nails slid across my face. I look like i got slapped to death by a drag queen. If that wasnt bad enough, I got the toothpaste and hemorrhoid cream mixed up in the drawers of the tiny new bathroom vanity. I leave it to your imagination if I have a tighter smile or minty fresh farts.
Posted on: Sat, 30 Nov 2013 22:55:16 +0000

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