Well, now, mah fellow readerz, now that you all know every single one of the movies released in 2013 that I saw, it is my humble honor to present a list that the majority of you probably keep waiting for every January on Facebook from me. As you could already tell from my previous post, I’ve seen quite a lot of movies in 2013; some with a bunch of strange, unique, and unusual plots. Like, I’ve seen giant robots fight giant monsters, I’ve seen a garden snail who can slither as fast as a race car, I’ve seen a classic Hanna-Barbera cartoon get turned into a shitty movie made by Mexicans, I’ve seen a movie featuring a man who literally has a pair of testicles hanging from his neck, I’ve seen colorful horses turn into humans with weird skin conditions like Invader Zim (Any of you guys remember that Nickelodeon TV show, “Invader Zim?” That show was so awesome!), I’ve seen Baz Luhrmann still manage to somehow get work as a style-over-substance director, and I’ve seen other monsters go to college and learn how to scare children properly. Yeah, apparently, there’s an art to scaring. Who knew? But, anyway, the list that I mentioned before in the first sentence is the list of the Top 10 Worst Movies I’ve Seen in 2013! Unfortunately, for me, there were more bad films released this year than there were last year! Most of the movies on this list, I didn’t really “hate” per se; they were just plain bad in their own ways, but the first four movies on this list are definitely ones that I would officially and unquestionably put in the “hate” category! And there’s another thing I want to address before I get into this list: Just like last year, none of these films are among what I consider to be the some of the worst movies I’ve ever seen in my life. However, some of them are on my other list of the worst films I’ve seen this decade so far! But, we’ll get to that another time. Like always, if any of you like one or more of these films or if you have the same opinion as I do with any of these films, then that is totally cool! Anyone and everyone can express their own thoughts and opinions however they want! Start squeeing like a hardcore fanboy or fangirl, because right now, these are what I consider to be the ten absolute lowest points of my film-going, film-watching, and film-suffering experience of 2013! So, without further ado, here is my list of The Top 10 Worst Movies I’ve Seen in 2013 as of January 25th, 2013: 1. So Undercover 2. The Way, Way Back 3. Super Buddies 4. 21 & Over 5. Movie 43 6. Don Gato y su Pandilla (Top Cat: The Movie) 7. Foodfight! 8. Escape from Planet Earth 9. Storage 24 10. Elysium Now, just like last year, and the year before that, I’m going to, once again, share the five films that were the runners-up of the worst films of 2013. These films were not as annoying as “The Way, Way Back,” or as stupid as “21 & Over,” or as ugly as “Foodfight!,” but I still don’t recommend that any of you seek out any of these movies in your spare time, unless you’re curious to find out why these films are not really as bad as the 10 worst. So, like I always do, here are five films that didn’t even come close to capturing the pinnacle of movie making, but I still thought that these were literally too good for the list above: 1. A Haunted House 2. 30 Nights of Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo 3. A Monster in Paris 4. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters 5. The Purge As you just have read, “So Undercover” starring Miley Cyrus was the worst movie that I’ve seen in 2013! Lots of unlikeable characters, terrible jokes, and it was completely forgettable. That movie is dead to me. Just like last year, I’m sure there were much worse films that came out in 2013, but I am not a professional movie critic and I cant really type too much about that. All of these movies that I just listed are not some of the worst movies that were ever spawned into existence, they just bothered and bugged the hell out of me. It also makes me sad to point out that there are a few animated movies on here, despite the fact that I am a big fan of animated movies in general. If any of you have some sort of objections or complaints about my list or if you want to share your own personal opinions with me, just let me know in the comments below, because, to remind you again in my previous post, I listed all the 2013 films I saw that year. So, if there’s a film that I saw that you think should be on this list, please let me know and explain why. One more thing: this list is in the order of what I think of right now. Maybe in a year or two, this list may or may not change, but this in the order of what I think of at the moment I am posting this. All righty, folks, I hope all of you have enjoyed reading my list and I will most definitely post my other list of the Top 10 Best Movies I’ve Seen in 2013 ASAP! Make sure that none of you miss it and I shall type, and type, and... type later! Did I mention Ill type? I did? Yeah, Im still gonna do that. TTFN! Ta-ta for now!
Posted on: Sat, 25 Jan 2014 10:13:14 +0000
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