Went to take a walk on the wild side, Wanting to see some new things, Turns out I am so boring, The wild side refused to admit me, It was suggested, That I find a life, Do something with it, Then come back, At which time they would again decide, If I was worthy of entry, So I kicked the bouncer in the knee, Hit him with a chair, Ripped of all my clothes, Went cart wheeling through the entrance, When the threshold was passed, An automated voice uttered, “Welcome home sir, Will you be staying awhile”?
Posted on: Wed, 10 Jul 2013 15:59:39 +0000