Weve all got one of these on our friends list that meets all these criteria... - goes through 3-4 boyfriends a year - has been a bridesmaid heaps of times.. HEAPS of times - loves a hens night / loves a dick straw - backseat of the car has a couple sets of back up heels for emergency tarting -break ups never their fault he was a wanker - never misses a horse race event and is barefoot by race 6 - always tries to get the old gang back together for a catch up - has a nickname - done a few contikis -earned a nickname on a contiki -walk up starter on Grand Sundays -captain of mixed netball team -coaches an U/12s netball team -instys flooded with quotes -has a dog but its a shit big dog.. struggles for likes on all medias - slept with a semi famous dude, brags about it heaps and tried to have another crack at em with no luck - rocks up heaps early in the morning back to the house where everyone crashed, heaps enthusiastic trying to clean up and give hangover tips.. Opens a curtain up which really pisses everyone off
Posted on: Wed, 09 Apr 2014 03:42:47 +0000
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