Wezhira usamhanyira padivi A female teacher, was having a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade. The boy said Mam, I should b in 4th grade, Im smarter than my sister & shes in the 4th grade. The Teacher had heard enough of his complaining & took the boy 2 the Principal s office. She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know . Principal: Whats 3+3? Boy: 6 Principal: 6+6? Boy: 12 & so on..!! The Principal asked the boy many questions and the boy got them right. The Principal then asked Mam 2 send the boy 2 4th grade. Mam decided 2 ask some more questions & the Principal agreed. Mam: What does a cow have 4 of, that Ive only 2 of? Boy: Legs. Mam: Whats in ur pants that u have but I dont have? Boy: Pockets Mam: What starts with a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut. Mam: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky? The principal s eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge. Boy: Bubble Gum. Mam: U stick your poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet before u do. What am I? Boy: Tent. *The principal was looking restless* Mam: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when ure bored. The best man always has me 1st, what am I? Boy: Wedding Ring Mam: I come in many sizes. When Im not well, I drip. When u blow me, u feel good? Boy: Nose. Mam: Ive a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver? Boy: Arrow. Mam: What starts with F & ends with K & if you dont get it, youve to use your hand? Boy: Fork Mam: Whats it that all men have, its longer in some men than others, the Pope doesnt use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage? Boy: Surname. Mam: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins & is responsible for making love?? Boy: Heart. The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher: Send the boy 2 University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself!!
Posted on: Wed, 07 Jan 2015 04:35:10 +0000
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