What I have learned at Age 35: 1. My Joints make noises that they didn’t make before. 2. Because of No.1, I will do ill-advised(and wife unapproved) activities like the Savage Race later this month. 3. I need to work harder to buy that Porsche 911 Carrera S Cabriolet….if I want to feel the wind in my hair…I gotta do that while I still have some hair 4. Tennis League 4.0+ has boosted my ego: I don’t care if you are 60 years old. If you registered in my league, and I beat you 6-0, 6-1, I am going to strut and talk sh*t for a week, until I play your best friend who may beat me. 5. Tattoos are not cool. Maybe when you are 18. But when you are 25, and trying to hopefully climb a corporate ladder…the dragon on your arm, the nautical star on your shoulder, or the Ohm on your lower back…..Nope. Don’t do it. You limit yourself, unless you plan on having a promising career in criminal justice…..behind the bars. 6. People tell me I look like Bruno Mars. I tell those people that they are racist, and that they think all brown people look the same….but, secretly I am flattered because BM is 28. 7. If you are going to sing in public, it is best to always have the lyrics in your pocket for reference….and some courage in a flask in the other pocket. 8. 600mg of Ibuprofen will make me ignore No. 1. 9. Always tell your wife that you love her… She will make everything alright. And it won’t be a TV dinner that night! 10. Life is beautiful.
Posted on: Tue, 12 Nov 2013 11:56:29 +0000
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