“What Would a Narcissist do if you Gave Him a Muffin?” If you give a Narcissist a muffin He’ll ask why you didn’t give him yours too Because you don’t really deserve a muffin And you should already know he is extra hungry this morning But he doesn’t really want to eat either one of the muffins Because you didn’t buy them from the best muffin shop in town And how dare you, because you should have driven ten miles To get him the muffin he would have wanted in the first place Rather than do what you did when you snuck out of the house early this morning To make a trip to the grocery store, to bring home the muffins just for a surprise But the muffins you chose were wrong And you are stupid And now he’s late for work Because he had to take time once again to loudly remind you That you did not make the extra effort to do what he would have wanted Which you better remember to do next time Or he will be really angry And by the way, he is still hungry but now he has to leave And this is all your fault Because he never really wanted a muffin in the first place He wanted eggs But it was all just a game to see if he could manipulate you Into giving your muffin to him Which you did Because it was just easier (Breathe) And now he left But what just happened? (Breathe again) It’s finally quiet and you realize you are still very hungry And even though he said that doesn’t matter because your needs don’t count… They do And you count too So next time, when you think you want a muffin And go out of your way to try and do something nice for a Narcissist (Which you already know will probably end up being wrong even though you had very good intentions) Do something nice for yourself instead Sneak out and get just one muffin Because YOU deserve it Or better yet, get a doughnut Muffins are overrated Stay Strong Smile : ) And Enjoy! ### “Like” One Mom’s Battle on Facebook or “follow” on Twitter.
Posted on: Wed, 13 Nov 2013 02:42:56 +0000
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