What a terrible racist that Roy Hodgson is ~ mentioning the word monkey within five hundred yards of a black person. In view of the deserved backlash coming his way, I thought that I would take this opportunity to apologise for and clarify my comment earlier this month about having demolished a Cornish Cheese And Onion Pasty. I had absolutely no intention of upsetting anyone from Cornwall and was not for a single second suggesting that any of the properties or belongings of Cornish inhabitants were about to be demolished. In addition, I fully appreciate that Holland is closely associated with cheeses such as Edam. It was most definitely not my intention to upset any Dutch person or suggest that any of the inhabitants of Holland were about to have their homes or belongings demolished. It has been brought to my attention also that there is an unwarranted association of strings of onions with the population of France. It was most certainly not my intention to upset any of our near neighbours in France but if, as a by-product of my statement, I have upset any Frenchies, theres a bonus!! I had no idea that mentioning the demolition of a Cornish Cheese And Onion Pasty would have caused such outrage amongst the anorexic and bulimic communities and I apologise for bringing that up ~ as should you bulimic people. Indeed, although my first wife was 22 stone, she suffered terribly from bulimia; mainly because she kept forgetting to vomit after stuffing her fat face. And finally I would like to apologise to the vegetarians out there who were offended by my comment. Pasty is a type of savoury snack and I was not referring to the way you non-meat-eating freaks all look. Grab a bacon buttie and chill the crap out!! So, Mr Hodgson, do you now understand the problems you have caused by using such inflammatory language? When it has come to the situation whereby you cannot even mention a word in the English language in case it offends somebody somewhere because of some contrived suggestion that it was intended to be racist, then it is a black day for us all. Oh no, now Ill have to compose a letter of apology for any black person offended by my last remark . . . . . . . . Bugger!!!!
Posted on: Fri, 18 Oct 2013 01:22:53 +0000
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