What are the most annoying messages youve received? Here are mine. Top Ten Most Annoying Messages: 1) The 100+ sub-Saharan Africans (and no others!) who ask me how to sell their souls to the Devil for fame and fortune. 2) The former friend (real life) who called me a racist for offending his historically illiterate, idealistic limousine liberal view of the world and decided to lecture me about my responsibilities as a human being despite ironically being a stoner with an eight-figure trust fund who never has had and never will have any responsibilities whatsoever. 3) The Catholic army chaplain in Afghanistan who believes all the galaxies in the universe orbit Earth and told me his god is going to torture me forever. 4) The European cultural Marxist (who reminds me of the alternate reality male Zhaan from Farscape) who called Richard Dawkins and me racists for comparing the burqa to a garbage bag and for defending Western values (e.g., opposing gender segregation) and insisted that Ebonics (African American Vernacular English) is an acceptable way of speech which should not be discriminated against. 5) All the Victorians who are scandalized by my not running on the euphemism treadmill. 6) The Egyptian biomedical engineer who told me peace means eradicating Jewry from the face of the Earth. 7) The Russian neuroscientist who implied that Im uneducated for not agreeing with his assertion that well all be immortal by 2023. 8) The schizophrenic kid who told me that he didnt believe anything I said because he hadnt seen me in any of the intellectual communities. (?) LOL 9) The futurists who chastise me for any and all negativity (i.e., realism). Youre not thinking exponentially! 10) The suggestions that I delete this or that post or I will be punished. Plus: The non-responses from people whom I correct on a controversial topic and are evidently so flustered by reality as to be rendered incapable of reply.
Posted on: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 03:39:03 +0000
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