What in the world did you do all day?! A woman came home from work and found her 5 children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around garden, The door of her husband car was open, as was the front door to the house and no sign of the dog, walking in the door, he found …an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, the throw rug was against one wall, In the front room the TV was on loudly with the cartoon channel, the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. She quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for her husband. She was worried he might be ill, or that something serious had happened. She was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As she peered inside she found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As she rushed to the bedroom, she found her husband still curled up in the bed in his pajamas, reading a novel… he looked up at her, smiled and asked how her day went. She looked at him bewildered and asked, ‘What happened here today?’ He again smiled and answered, ‘You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world do I do all day?… ”Yes,” was her incredulous reply. He answered, ‘Well, today I didn’t do it
Posted on: Wed, 04 Dec 2013 20:52:04 +0000
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