What part of DONT F@$#*NG FLUSH DONT YOU UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!........ Had to work on the 1st floor of a 20 story uppity scale condo building today. The problem was a cracked drain fitting in the plumbing chase. ( A chase is a space between two walls where a lot of the mechanicals are run, i.e. drains, water lines ductwork, electrical etc.) This particular chase ran 20 stories straight up and was ONLY about 2 feet wide (which left very little room for a human to get in there and work due to all the mechanicals) After cutting a MONSTER hole in the bathroom wall to gain access to this chase, we went and shut off ALL the water to the building and informed EVERY resident that their water would be off for at least 3-4 hours and to NOT try to flush ANY TOILETS!!!!!!! (Just to be safe, we drained down the water lines, because most of these rich, egotistical DUMBASSES CANT COMPREHEND DO NOT RUN ANY WATER!!!!!!!.......We finally get all the water drained out of the water lines and proceed to wedge ourselves into the chase. We get the first pipe cut and get the second pipe cut. Just as we were pulling out the broken pipe, some DUMBASS JERKWAD flushed their toilet!!!!!!! (There was still one flush left in the toilet tanks) We could hear it coming, but due to being wedged into this tight area, all we could do was close our eyes!!!!!! (there is nothing like having toilet paper and crap run down your arms!!!).........That was strike ONE!!!! After a lot of swearing, we finally got the broken piece of pipe out!!! We continued (although wet and smelling like crap) to start installing the new piping. Just before getting the new piece put into place, another of the INTELLIGENT RESIDENTS decided to flush!!!!!!!!!! (This one was closer, and we had NO time to move!!!!!) This one was definitely a warm shower!!!! (to say that I was totally PISSED off was an understatement!!!!!!!) strike TWO!! I proceeded to YELL up the chase at the TOP of my lungs and call EVERY resident of that building everything I could think of!!!!!!!!!! (and a few more that I made up!!!!)........About 5 minutes later, one of the maintenance techs for the building came in and said The residents on the 3rd floor heard all the foul language and didnt appreciate it!!!! Just about that time another BRAIN DEAD GENIUS flushed on the floor right above us!!!!!! This time I literally got SHIT on!!!!!!! After un-wedging myself from the chase, I grabbed the fecal matter, pushed my way past the maintenance tech and stormed up to the second floor!!!!! I BEAT on the door of the offending resident and when they answered, I YELLED HERE, I THINK THIS BELONGS TO YOU!!!! and proceeded to throw the shit on the floor at their feet!!!!! Then I turned and went back downstairs and finished the job!!!! Amazingly, there were no more incidents after that!!!!!!!!
Posted on: Tue, 12 Nov 2013 00:46:06 +0000
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