When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, Welcome, Forest. Weve heard a lot about you. He continued, Unfortunately, its getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give people an entrance examination before we let them in. Okay, said Forest. I hope its not too hard. Ive already been through a test. My momma used to say, Life is like a final exam. Its hard. Yes, Forest, I know. But this test is only three questions. Here they are. 1) Which two days of the week begin with the letter T? 2) How many seconds are in a year? 3) What is Gods first name? Well, sir, said Forest, The first one is easy. Which two days of the week begin with the letter T? Today and Tomorrow. St. Peter looked surprised and said, Well, that wasnt the answer I was looking for, but you have a point. I give you credit for that answer. The next question, said Forest, How many seconds are in a year? Twelve. Twelve? said St. Peter, surprised and confused. Yes, sir. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd … St. Peter interrupted him. I see what you mean. Ill have to give you credit for that one, too. And the last question, said Forest, What is Gods first name? Its Andy. Andy? said St. Peter, in shock. How did you come up with Andy? I learned it in church. We used to sing about it. Forest broke into song, Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own. St. Peter opened the gate to heaven and said, Run, Forest, Run!
Posted on: Tue, 05 Nov 2013 20:05:57 +0000
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