When God created Adam and Eve, He said: I only have two gifts: one - TopicsExpress

When God created Adam and Eve, He said: I only have two gifts: one is the art of piddling while standing ... And then Adam stepped forward and shouted: ME! ME! ME! I would love it please ... Lord, please, please! Look, it will make my life substantially easier. I want it! Eve nodded, and said those things did not matter to her. Then God gave Adam the gift and he began to shout for joy. He ran through the Garden of Eden and used it to wet all the trees and bushes, ran down the beach to use his gift to make drawings in the sand.... Well, he would not stop showing off. God and Eve watched the man crazy with happiness and Eve asked God: What is the other gift? God answered, Eve...a brain...and it is for you.

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