When Hum Jayega went to Greece looking for a job, he got one as a tourist guide. On his first assignment. Tourist: This skull must be the Great Alexanders? Hum Jayega: Yes madam, it is! Tourist: What about this small one? Hum Jayega: Oh! that was when he was only a kid. Chicken and Egg: Friend: I just wonder how a chick hatches out of an egg! Hum Jayega: I too, but I am more surprised as to how the chick entered the egg in the first place! HUM JAYEGA GOES TO THE DOCTOR HUM JAYEGA walks into a doctors office and tells the doctor hes broken every single bone in his body. Thats impossible! says the doctor. HUM JAYEGA says, No, its really true. Look! He then touches his leg with her index finger and screams Ouch! Then he touches his arm and yells Eeeeoooow! Finally he touches his ribs and can barely maintain his composure as the tears start to roll down his face. He says, See, I told you I broke every bone in my body. The doctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination. Well, Sir, he tells HUM JAYEGA, Ive got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, you havent broken every bone in your body. The bad news is, youve broken your finger. SOLUTION IN 51 DAYS HUM JAYEGA and his friend walk into a bar. HUM JAYEGA tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. They lift their glasses and toast, Heres to 51 days! and they proceed to down their drinks. Once again, they tell the bartender to line them up, and once again they toast 51 days and down their drinks. The bartender says, I dont get it. Why in the world are you toasting 51 days? HUM JAYEGA explains, We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It had written on the box 2-4 years, but we finished it in 51 days! (Actually the 2-4 years meant the age group for the jigsaw puzzle.) Be Silent Our Hum Jayega got an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. Hum Jayega had never flied before and hence was quite excited although tense. Once he boarded the plane, a BOEING 707 Hum Jayega started jumping in excitement, jumping from seat to seat and shouting BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO..... He forgot all about the surroundings and the shouting reached the cock-pit. Irritated by the sound, the Pilot came out and shouted BE SILENT! . There was a pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody was looking at the Hum Jayega and the angry Pilot. Hum Jayega stared at the Pilot in silence for a moment and the next moment was shouting, OEING! OEING!! OEING!!! OE.... Hum Jayega in Hospital Once Hum Jayega was admitted to the hospital for an operation. But one day a nurse saw him rushing out of the hospital on his wheelchair. Nurse: (Dismayed) You have an operation today, isnt it? Hum Jayega: Yes! Nurse: Then why are you running away? Hum Jayega: Because a nurse said, Why are you so afraid. Nothing will go wrong. Its just a minor operation. Nurse: Yes, its a minor operation but why are you so worried? Hum Jayega: Because the nurse was telling that to the doctor not me! Hum Jayega in Titanic Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned.... Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God... Just then a Italian asks the nearby Hum Jayega in the ship. Italian : How far is land, from here ? Hum Jayega : Two miles . Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more. The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again. Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ? Hum Jayega : Downwards... !!
Posted on: Sun, 31 Aug 2014 15:47:37 +0000
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