When I say I m broke, I m broke. Yesterday as I was resting after watching the repeat of Big Brother Revolution, I answered a knock on the door only to be approached by a well dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning,said the young man.if I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest technology in high- powered vacuum cleaners. Go away I said. I havent got any money! I m broke and proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. Dont be to hasty he said, not until you have at least seen my demonstration. And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto my hallway carpet. If this vacuum cleaner doesnt remove all traces of this horse shit from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder. I stepped back and said Well I hope youve got a f***ing good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of broke did you not understand?
Posted on: Tue, 23 Sep 2014 14:55:00 +0000
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