When Suresh Raina was born, his nephew cried. When Rohit Sharma was born, there was 2 minutes silence. When Kevin Pietersen was born, text messaging was invented. When Sachin Tendulkar was born, the doctors said, Aila! When N Srinivasan was born, he charged money from the doctors. When Vinay Kumar was born, it was a slower delivery. When Ravi Shastri was born, cricket was the real winner. When Lalit Modi was born, the doctors took a strategy break. When Athar Ali Khan was born, nobody cared. When Sreesanth was born, he cried and wiped the tears with a towel. When MS Dhoni was born, it was the last minute of the day. When Laxman Sivaramakrishnan was born, the doctor took a Karbon Kamaal Catch. When Arun Lal was born, he was looking at a bird sitting outside the window. When Virat Kohli was born, the doctor’s mother and sister went absconding. When Russell Arnold was born, the doctor said, it’s definiiiiiiitely a boy. When Christiano Ronaldo was born, he gave the doctor a free kick. When Sir Alex Ferguson was born, he stole the doctor’s chewing gum. When Suarez was born, he bit the doctor. When Dhoni was born, they found Raina was accompanying him too. (via @CricCrazyNiks) When Sania Mirza was born, she served poop to everyone. When Roger Federer was born, the doctors said, it’s a perfect ace. When Ashish Nehra was born, he already had a half- broken tooth. When Sir Ravindra Jadeja was born, there was a duck out(side the hospital). When Ishant Sharma was born, the doctors made a fortune. Disclaimer: These one- liners do not reflect the personality of the celebrities mentioned and are meant for humour purposes only. Jan 24 2014 2460 What steps
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