Whenever I get dumped, I nail the door shut so that no one can come inside, get a towel and clip it around my neck so its like a Superman cape, take off my shoes so I can slide across the room, and...get a fake mic, like a celery stick or a pen, and I play any record that features the vocalist Ronnie James Dio. And you can just pretend youre Dio, because on every album he does, he has minimum one, usually three, *EVIL WOMAN LOOK OUT!*- songs. And if you wanna point like Dio, its a three-finger point. (heavy metal voice) The exit is that way. Evil LURKS! Evil lurks in twilight! Dances in the DARK! Evil woman! Just WALK AWAY! - Henry Rollins theindiespiritualist/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/tumblr_kulqdu6riu1qzz9fdo1_500.jpg
Posted on: Thu, 24 Apr 2014 12:45:34 +0000
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