Whew...what a long day. I had to take off from work to vote and engage in one of my favorite past times...democratic voter suppression. Being an evil, white, conservative, southern, straight, male is very draining, especially on election day. I had to get up at 5 a.m. just so I could be sure I could reach my quota of suppression and oppression. I began by letting out the air from every public transportation vehicle in Atlanta, next I took every sign with an arrow on it that reads vote here and flipped them around in front of historically liberal voting stations. Then, I strategically placed literature in numerous mail boxes that read free checks from the government for anyone that stays inside their homes until 7:p.m. that should take care of 78% of the democrat votes, Finally, just to be a jerk I stole a bunch of children clothes from a donation box and paid a homeless guy 5$ (with monopoly money) to pee on an organic community garden in midtown .....MUAHAHAHAHA! Im the worst.
Posted on: Tue, 04 Nov 2014 18:52:21 +0000
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