Which is the funniest??? 1. Akpos & Ochuko had an Accident.. OCHUKO: Oh God, I ve lost my left hand?.. AKPOS: Control yourself, that man lost his head. Is he crying? 2. TEACHERr: Stand up & make a sentence with market..AKPOS: Im going to the market..TEACHER: Correct yourself..AKPOS: I will not go again 3. MADAM; Hope Junior has Eaten?.. AKPOS: Yes Ma, I even put Dettol inside im indomie...if I dont take care of him who will 4. TEACHER: Yes, Akpos wat is yur question?.. AKPOS: Why are people afraid to talk in the exam hall when the question clearly said discuss 5. AKPOS: Sweetheart, Describe your ideal man in just 3 words.. EKAETTE: Alhaji Aliko Dangote 6. TEACHER: Who was the first man to eat Puff Puff?... AKPOS: Puff Daddy 7. TEACHER: If I leave my iPhone in the sun for too long, what happens.. AKPOS: It becomes a Sony iPhone 8. If a woman leaves a man wit vision & follows a man wit Television, soon shell watch the man wit vision on her husbands television - Akpos 9. AKPOS: Papa, is it all stories that start with Once upon a time? .. PAPA AKPOS: No son, some start wit If u vote for me, I will... 10. MATH TEACHER: Akpos come here and tackle the equation on the board.. AKPOS: Bros, I didnt come with my football boot abeg 11. TEACHER: what do you call a young lady who inherits a lot of fortune.. AKPOS: misfortune 12. AKPOS: I want the new job.. POLICEMAN: What job sir?.. AKPOS: The one in the paper that says Man wanted for Rape
Posted on: Fri, 29 Aug 2014 07:31:34 +0000
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