While Kaiden is doing his chores and putting away the silverware I - TopicsExpress



          

While Kaiden is doing his chores and putting away the silverware I politely inquire: ME: Son.... Just out of curiosity... Have you picked your nose today? KAIDEN: *completely avoiding the question* Why? Is my nose bleeding? ME: Ummm... No. Its not bleeding. But son... Have you picked your nose today? KAIDEN: *matter of factly* Yes. ME: *wanting to make a point so that he remembers for next time* Son... Have you washed your hands today? KAIDEN: Ummmm... No. ME: How do you know that there are not boogers on all of the clean silverware then? KAIDEN: *without blinking* Because I ate all of them. Youre safe. #facepalm #parentingfail #whydidIevenask #Imrewashingeverythinginthiswholehouse #boysaredisgusting #Iquit
Posted on: Thu, 07 Aug 2014 16:25:35 +0000

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