While driving down the road the other day (going a little faster than I should have ) I passed under a bridge only to see a cop on the other side with a radar gun. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk, asked Runway too short? To which I replied, Im late for work. He asked, And just what do you do? Im a rectum stretcher, I responded. The cop was surprised and confused. A what? A rectum stretcher?? And just what the hell does a rectum stretcher do? Well, I said, I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four. Then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, then I slowly but surely stretch the hole until its about six feet. Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole? To which I politely replied, You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge.
Posted on: Mon, 03 Feb 2014 15:43:04 +0000
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