While sitting in the living room of Kim Ts Homestead, in my leather chair from Carolyn, Kim decides to toss a KONG DOG TOY at the dogs. While her intentions were good and well meaning, she really should not quit her day job. She throws, very hard, one of the KONG TOYS my direction, directly at a fragile wine glass full or water/lemon-lime mixture, shattering it completely, cutting a nice wedge into her new furniture and spreading glass into my face. Out of complete dread, Im like, WTF KIM? What the hell are you doing? As she begins the well-known snort laugh for about 15 minutes...its still happening...but the programming has changed to more SchoolHouse Rock...I have to clean up because shes laughing so hard, she is unable to talk. Tom....Im sorry. Its just how it is.
Posted on: Sun, 07 Sep 2014 23:57:29 +0000
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