Whilst sitting in my van in Bath a young lady in her early twenties was walking along the street, tugging at her very short skirt as she passed me by. Of course, any man-made or natural material will stretch only so far, so I took it upon myself to make a suggestion and offer her some good advice. “If you find that your skirt does not cover as much flesh as you would like, instead of spending the whole day pulling at it in a futile attempt at lowering it, why don’t you exchange it for a longer one?” To which she replied, “Why don’t you mind your own business, you f**king old bald-headed pervert!” I think she found my words of wisdom very helpful.
Posted on: Fri, 05 Jul 2013 12:57:08 +0000
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