Who is Hu? President: Secretary! Nice to see you. Whats happening? Secretary: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. President: Great. Lay it on me. Secretary: Hu is the new leader of China. President: Thats what I want to know. Secretary: Thats what Im telling you. President: Thats what Im asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Secretary: Yes. President: I mean the fellows name. Secretary: Hu. President: The guy in China. Secretary: Hu. President: The new leader of China. Secretary: Hu. President: The Chinaman! Secretary: Hu is leading China. President: Now whaddya asking me for? Secretary: Im telling you Hu is leading China. President: Well, Im asking you. Who is leading China? Secretary: Thats the mans name. President: Thats whos name? Secretary: Yes. President: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Secretary: Yes, sir. President: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Secretary: Thats correct. President: Then who is in China? Secretary: Yes, sir. President: Yassir is in China? Secretary: No, sir. President: Then who is? Secretary: Yes, sir. President: Yassir? Secretary: No, sir. President: Look, Secretary. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Secretary: Kofi? President: No, thanks. Secretary: You want Kofi? President: No. Secretary: You dont want Kofi. President: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Secretary: Yes, sir. President: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Secretary: Kofi? President: Milk! Will you please make the call? Secretary: And call who? President: Who is the guy at the U.N? Secretary: Hu is the guy in China. President: Will you stay out of China?! Secretary: Yes, sir. President: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Secretary: Kofi. President: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. Secretary (picks up the phone): Rice, here. President: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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