Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or ur life... The wives want both ! ==== Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out. ==== No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life: (1) Mobile (2) Automobile (3) TV (4) Wife Because, there is always a better model in the neighborhood. === Searching these keywords on Google How to tackle wife? Google search result, "Good day sir, Even we are searching". === Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego! === Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again. === A friend recently explained, why he refuses to get married. He says, "The wedding rings look like a miniature handcuffs". === It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most; and when a man does that... the slide show begins. === It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home A Good Maid! === Funny quote on a husband s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them. === and now Imagine, living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself !!!
Posted on: Mon, 15 Jul 2013 04:58:52 +0000
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