Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN BOY To get to the other side. PLATO For the greater good. ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chicken to cross roads. KARL MARX It was a historical inevitability. TIMOTHY LEARY Because thats the only trip the establishment would let it take. CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. HIPPOCRATES Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. MOSES And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, Thou shalt cross the road. And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. RICHARD M. NIXON The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. MACHIAVELLI The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. BILL GATES The newly released Chicken 2003, will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. DARWIN Chicken, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads. EINSTEIN Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference and relativity. GEORGE BUSH We are committed to establishing a democracy where chicken freely cross roads without oppression from terrorist organizations. AZHARUDDIN I am totally innocent, you know, Im unnecessarily being dragged into this, you know, because Im from the Minority..... I neither know the chicken nor the road, you know.... MAYAVATHI I am deeply hurt and We shall erect Statues of chicken all over UP!!! MULAYAM I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class, so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being questioned MAMATA BANERJEE Our policy will ensure the development of socially underprivileged chickens so that they can also cross all roads. ABDUL KALAM Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? .. please tell me why? .. they crossed to go to the other side of the road... now repeat after me ... SONIA GANDHI I see BJP hand in this ... JAGDISH SHETTAR No Tamil or outside chickens will be allowed to cross our roads, our roads are meantbonly for Kanadiga chickens!. BAL THACKAREY Chickens crossing the roads is against our culture, my followers will stone all suchchickens which cross the road. KARUNANIDHI From reliable sources Ive got the information that the chicken belongs to Jayalalitha.She is making this chicken cross the road to create law order problems. AMITABH BACHHAN The chicken has crossed the road?.. are you sure.. very sure ... really sure... LALOO PRASAD We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross the road.. Its a conspiracy by my opponents. The poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue COMMUNISTS We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of the third front today. We will decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back.. MANEKA GANDHI Chicken crossed the road alone...!! If a vehicle had passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creatures. Ban all vehicles from using the road. Protect our chickens...
Posted on: Mon, 25 Nov 2013 14:37:46 +0000
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