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Why didnt the mummy have any friends? (Because he was wrapped up in himself!) What road has the most ghosts haunting it? (A dead end!) Why is there a gate around cemeteries? (Because people are dying to get in!) What do ghosts eat on Halloween? (Ghoulash!) Where do ghosts go when theyre sick? (To the witch doctor!) What position does a ghost play in soccer? (Ghoulie!) What are a ghosts favorite pants? (Boo jeans!) What monster plays tricks on Halloween? (Prank-enstein!) What room is useless for a ghost? (A living room!) What do sea monsters eat for lunch? (Fish and ships!) What did the skeleton order for dinner? (Spare ribs!) What do you call a skeleton who wont work? (Lazy bones!) Whats a monsters favorite place to swim? (Lake Eerie!) How do you make a skeleton laugh? (Tickle her funny bone!)
Posted on: Thu, 31 Oct 2013 18:49:22 +0000

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