Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front? cid:97D18D4B3480428792D85750367599E9@dstephensonPC Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke? cid:ED2AE84B206245D8914D68274ADD68F7@dstephensonPC Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters? cid:E3B30B2DA4164467A9BB91085B897530@dstephensonPC Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage? cid:A78FCBADC64341C78C4F4FD13043E4DD@dstephensonPC EVER WONDER... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? cid:335894AB5ECD483B8B46DF121CEE5603@dstephensonPC Why cant women put on mascara with their mouth closed? cid:53D505D13B3E45848889DF7FC288B2B2@dstephensonPC Why dont you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery? cid:CC514FAE5925475CAD4D09680A652533@dstephensonPC Why is abbreviated such a long word? cid:0575C3544C3D4CB483ADD137B45CFFDD@dstephensonPC Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do practice? cid:1DA69DFEA511480FBE071705DC11B4EA@dstephensonPC Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons? cid:1E852F3F675A40B5AEBAA78DA81D7B3C@dstephensonPC Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? cid:6C634C9F34C2472EBAE95C9624F47D6A@dstephensonPC Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? cid:520A72443A934F7A895EF1EE42219188@dstephensonPC Why isnt there mouse-flavored cat food? cid:21B9721C2AC648A9972B5FA6301C5578@dstephensonPC Why didnt Noah swat those two mosquitoes? cid:48004D57FE2D44FF9C15139F508634F4@dstephensonPC Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? cid:851E152FCF99403E9FB4B95A0B778C3C@dstephensonPC You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why dont they make the whole plane out of that stuff?? cid:E7AF9776DFD24DBE99ABE353B32A7D6A@dstephensonPC Why dont sheep shrink when it rains? cid:903B00A5FFAB4F759B7096EE330B344E@dstephensonPC Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? cid:96536988251D4581BCFA7EDABAB06316@dstephensonPC If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? cid:18B8C8EE9FC04FF8B49AFF48F4F305CB@dstephensonPC Now that youve smiled at least once, its your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)... in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while. OH you didnt smile - well how about this one: cid:D2E9379244E84D789B8F82C4A21A683D@dstephensonPC Have a happy day.
Posted on: Tue, 16 Sep 2014 11:16:07 +0000
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