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Why does that one mongrel of a mozzie ALWAYS wait until youve turned the light off to go to sleep to start buzzing around your head?! Seriously?! So I put the light back on... Mozzie hides quietly. I stealthily scan the room. Cant see him anywhere. Dang! Light goes back off. Bzzzzzzbzzzzzz!!!! Dive to the light switch. No mozzie....AGAIN! Bugga! Mozzie and I play like this for a while. Light on. Light off...you get the idea. Finally... Bzzzbzzz. I swoop to the light switch like a woman possessed. (Thats another story!) See him! Im prepared! Mozzie is bombarded with insect spray!!! We both cough! Mozzie drops like a lead balloon onto my bedside cabinet. Good! He deserved it...wrecking my sleep! I shall deal with the body in the morning. Light off. Resuming sleeping position. Bzzzbzzbzzbzbbbbzzzzz. Are you fa real?!?! Light on. Mozzie is clearly dragging this whole dyin thing out. How irritating! So much for the deadly spray, so I squished that lil sucker between my fingers! Job done! Good flamin night already! ;oD
Posted on: Wed, 27 Nov 2013 13:15:52 +0000

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