Why parents lose their sh!t on their kids...... Catherine: Dad, wheres Mom? Me: She went to the bank. Catherine: Why? Me: She had to deposit a check. Catherine: Whats a check? Me: Its how people pay you money. Catherine: Why dont they just give you the money? Me: Cause sometimes its too much money to carry so they give you a check. Catherine: So Mommys rich? Me: No! Mommys not rich. Catherine: So then whyd she have to go to the bank? Me: Getting a check doesnt mean youre rich. I got a check for $50 once. Catherine: Thats not rich! Me: I know. Thats my point! Catherine: That youre not rich and Mommy is? Me: Mommys NOT rich! Catherine: So whyd she go to the bank then? Me: I dont know! I dont know why Mommy went to the bank!! I have no idea!!! Catherine: Alriiiight! God! Im just asking a question. Me: No! Youre not just asking a question. Youre asking a hundred questions. And every question just leads to more questions. Theres no end! Its like a twisting, twirling black hole of questions. Whyd Mommy go here? Whyd Mommy go there? Whyd Mommy go to the bank? It just keeps going on and on and on! It never stops! And by the 10th question I dont know what the frig anything is anymore! Its like a deadly Jedi mind trick! Why Mommy went........I dont know why Mommy went to the bank! Probably so she wouldnt have to answer all these ridiculous questions. What are you anyway? An accountant?!? No? Then just let it go! All you need to worry yourself about is what times Spongebob on! Why Mommy went to the bank is so far above your pay grade its friggin mind numbing that were even having this conversation in the first place! In fact, I KNOW why Mommy went to the bank! Im just not telling you! You dont need to know! HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?!? YOURE GONNA HAVE TO SOLVE THIS MYSTERY ALL BY YOURSELF, SCOOBY DOO! AND YOU DONT LIKE IT; GO TELL MOM.....OH WAIT! YOU CANT BECAUSE SHES AT THE BANK FOR GOD KNOWS WHY!! HA HA HA HAAAA! YEAH, SISTER! THATS MY FINAL ANSWER, REGIS! GAME OVER! YOU LOSE!! GO TO YOUR ROOM! HALLELUJAH! HOLY SH!T! WHERES THE TYLENOL?? #dont #judge
Posted on: Sat, 03 Jan 2015 21:23:35 +0000
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