Wife Taaro Ko Dekh Kar Boli: Wo Konsi Cheez Hai, - TopicsExpress

Wife Taaro Ko Dekh Kar Boli: Wo Konsi Cheez Hai, Jo Tum Roj Dekh Sakte Ho, Par Laa Nahi Sakte..?? Husband:: Padosan.!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Sardar was caught by police for killing 20 people in rash driving. Police: How did uou kill 20 people..? Sardar: Me gaadi tez chala raha tha, par jab mene brake lagaya, to pata chala ki brake fail ho gayi hai.. fir me saamne dekha to 2 aadmi ja rahe the & dusri taraf 1 barat ja rahi thi.. Ab tum batao me gaadi kidhar modta..? Police: Of course, jis taraf 2 admi the.. nuksaan kam hota..! Sardar: Exactly... mene bhi wohi socha tha, par wo 2 admi meri gaadi dekh kar barat me ghus gaye..!! 👥👥👥👥👥👥👥👥👥 Sir - kaunsa panchhi sabse tez udta hai? Boy - sir ... haathi Sir - nalayak! Tera baap kya karta hai? Boy - chhota rajan ke gang mey shooter hai. Sir - shabash! !! Bachho likho Haathi.. Sahi jawab.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Santa at petrol pump Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do. Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol dalva ke kahan jana hai? Santa: Jana kahan hai hum to aise hi paise udaate hain!! --------------------------- Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya. Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon? Santa: Nahin yaar, Dono side ki de warna phir Problem hogi. -------------------------- Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola- Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau. --------------------------- In exam hall a girl to santa: Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi. SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola: “The” --------------------------- Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya tha. Banta: To? Santa: Khushi ke mare. Train ke engine ko choom liya!!!...... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 😛 Ladke wale: Hamko Ladki Pasand He, Shadi Kab Karni He ? Ladki wale : Abhi to Ladki study kar rahi hai, Ladke wale:Ha to hamara ladka konsa chhota he jo books faad dega..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wife : Naari Ka Matlab Kya Hai? Husband : Naari Ka Matlab Hai Shakti. Wife : To Phir Purush Ka Matlab Kya Hai? Husband : Sahan Shakti --------------------------------------- Ladkiwale - Hame aisa Ladka chahiye jo Paan, Cigrette, Daru na leta ho.... Sirf Boiled Khana khae..... Din Raat Bhagwan ka Naam le...... Pandit - Aisa ladka to apko wo samane wale Leelavati Hospital ke ICU mein hee milega.... ------------------------- Dukandar- bolo Sahab, kya Chaahiye ? Aadmi : hone wali Biwi ke Kutte ke liye Cake lene aaya hoon.. milega kya ?? Dukandar : haan.. per yahi Khaaoge ya Pack Kar doon ??

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