"Will a man down the street and find a friend who asks what that is and he replies that the doctor will see you your sore arm for a few days. Friend says you do not need go to a doctor, in the neighborhood pharmacy have put a machine on which you put a urine sample and 500 ptas. tells you what you have. So the man goes to the pharmacy, put the urine sample and take the 500 pesetas. The machine starts to run and make noises and soon get a printed paper which reads as follows: - You have tennis shoulder. You must be a rub with salt and water. Do not make efforts and improve in a few days. The guy is amazed by how smart he was the machine but think that something fishy and decides to test her. He goes home with a jar of urine and filled with some of your dog poop, a little tap water a little pee his little girl and a little semen. I mix well and takes it to the pharmacy. Once there putting sample into the machine and check the 500 peel. After a while, get a paper that says so: P> - Your dog has parasites. You must go to the vet. Its water is contaminated. Buy a purifier. His daughter is a drug addict. Take her to a detox center. Also it is not his daughter. Find yourself a lawyer. And stop jacking ... Or his arm will not heal ever. "
Posted on: Wed, 25 Sep 2013 00:39:59 +0000