Wishing a very happy 60th to the woman whose womb incubated me for 9 months then spent the next 33 years tryin to get rid of me, the most uncoventional parent Ive ever met outside of communes (never seen her iron anything, infact the ironing board doubled as a laptop desk/dressing table), she sleeps on a nest made of old fag boxes n dogs, eats once a month like a snake ,she dislocates her jaw around a sunday roast, plate n all !, (shes from Bromsgrove, before they opened the roads up), thank you for your top shelf cooking, 40 a day passive smokin habit, lettin me stay up to watch Arnie films and introducing me to David Bowie n Roxy Music !, love you loads Jackie Byrne xxxx
Posted on: Sat, 24 Jan 2015 12:57:00 +0000