Woman seeks best friend...any takers? Lol 1.Must txt or call once a day. 2. Listen to my issues 3. Laugh at my not so funny jokes 4. Like all my poetry even if you dont understand it. 5. Hang out at least twice a month 6. Let me borrow stuff like sugar 7. Debate with me about whatever 8. Tell me when my hair, outfit or face is messed up. 9. Smoke or dont mind if I do. 10. Never talk behind my back 11. Stay up late if I ask 12. Dress nice+ 13. Smell good+ 14. Believe in god FINE PRINT: The above qualifications are subject to change at anytime and are not limited to only the specifications above. Please be aware I am not responsible for any lost, stolen or missed placed emotion do to catching feeling. You have the right to be a best friend anything you say and do will be held against you in the court of God. If you violate any of the above qualifying rules you will be subject to a 6mo probation, undergo a character review, fined for disloyalty and possibly removed from my life and best friend position.
Posted on: Sun, 18 May 2014 23:00:34 +0000
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