WouldaShouldaCoulda. “Hey Paddy, how in the hell are you doing? it’s been awhile let’s go have a beer.” “Mr. McGinley, we have the sonogram results and for surgery you are all clear.” “Pat those rating numbers looked great for your show, I’m buying you a steak.” “Mr. McGinley, I am the Doctors nurse and some more blood I will need to take” “Darlin’, that was the best damn chocolate cake I believe I will have another piece.” “Pat you need to take a good look at your diet and your smoking has to cease.” “Nothing beats a New York Breakfast; Two Marlboro’s and black hot coffee.” “Just one more test for today Mr. G., in this container you will need to pee.” “God Damn its cold outside, Hey Bartender give me a whiskey double.” “This doesn’t look good here on the body scan, we have a little trouble.” “ Hey Elsie, give me a garbage omelet, go crazy and add extra cheese.” “Mr. McGinley the CT scan is sensitive, please don’t breath or sneeze.” “Oh man I love back stage, hand me that mirror let’s do a bump.” “You need to lay off the caffeine; your blood pressure took a jump.” “Stop by later I bought an ounce, we can break in my new bong.” “You keep drinking like an Irish fish your time here won’t be long.” “I’m ten foot tall and bullet proof, I’m here to buy the bar’s next round.” “Eat any more fat and we will have measure your cholesterol by the pound.” “Live fast, die young and leave a good looking corpse was my life’s motto.” “If you don’t slow down and quit drinking you will never win life’s lotto.” “I give it all up, it is not worth the risks, I now turn my veggies into juice” “Your blood pressures great and your heart is like that of a Bull Moose.” “I had my fun and now it’s time to put my toys and habits up on the shelf.” “Your health is finally turning a round; you’re looking just like your old self.” “That will do it Patrick, everything looks good and don’t forget your meds.” “I’ll have the salad, no wine for me as I say too da loo to my street cred.” “I’ll see you in a month or two to follow up and check on your progress.” “I should have listened to my Mom; I would have avoided this health mess.”
Posted on: Wed, 18 Sep 2013 19:20:07 +0000
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