Wow, today must be magic. Like eight people I know found out they were pregnant, Cheetos released a perfume, two people told me they won the lottery (and one promised to give me a million!), Tic-Tac announced a bubble wrapped soundless package, a Nigerian prince offered to make me rich, Amelia Earhart was found, Apple gave away free iPads (figures they ran out when I got to the store and played dumb when I tried to ask about it, also the security guards at the mall can be jerks I tell you), it was discovered that goat penis can help reverse the aging process (I ate like 10 of those bad boys), I got to be in a movie (some guy in a van offered me a part, its a Bruce Willis flick, Ill be the guy blindfolded in a basement getting slapped around, it comes out in 2015), my bank card was compromised (another nice man let me know and took it off my hands and told me a new one was in the mail, I was lucky I ran into him in line at dunkin donuts I tell ya), George Takei is hosting SNL, and the Learning Channel actually aired an educational show!
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 22:35:44 +0000
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