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Writing an article on ridiculous/ made up (by me) celebrity rumors. However, one of the following is genuinely true. Guess which one. -Apparently Ross Kemp and Dwight Yorke checked in to a London based hotel room together recently. Ross Kemp claimed things got too filthy. So he got out of there. -Kanye West has an irrational fear of owls. - Jimmy Flloyd Hasslebank was once denied entry to a party hosted by Elton John because he was severely intoxicated wearing nothing but Umbro tracksuit bottoms, flip flops and a Sainsburys bag on his head. -Kim Kardashian was supposedly arrested when she was fourteen for pelting snails and her neighbours’ house. -Vin Diesel slept in his mom’s bed until he was 19. - Jason Derulo was so high at Mcdonald’s once, he thought the lady at the till was trying to mug him and he got so scared he pissed his pants. - Jaden Smith has the I.Q of a common badger. - Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite. - Lionel Messi supposedly contributed an undisclosed sum of money towards the production of the movie The Human Centipede. -Johnny Depp got kicked out of Sea World for lobbing a half-full can of sprite and a Sea Horse. He claimed that the sea horse was too arrogant. - Mike Tyson was so focused for a fight once that he left his changing room and made his way to the ring bollock naked. He subsequently claimed he was so in the zone that he completely forgot his shorts.
Posted on: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 14:33:31 +0000

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