YOU DONT DESERVE TO BE IN THE UNIVERSITY OF NAIROBI IF.. . .. 1. Your KCSE points were below Railas age. 2. You are a needy student, i mean you only look up to anniversary towers for survival.... 3. You have never slapped a policeman several times. 4. You think that peace is the only way to succeed and resolve problems. 5.You have never used the washrooms at Central police station and dirtifyed them terribly that they called fire fighters for help. 7. If you have brain equal, less or slightly than a certain idiot by the name Moses Kuria. 8. You arent experienced to throw stones, to go faster than bullets, i mean at a speed of 600km/hr. And this is what defines the existence of intellects per square centimetre in UoN. 9. You have never been in loggerheads with Katuva, Wamugunda or a security officer. 10. You never respect the calls of Kamukunjis, which is a crime compared with treason if you are caught the crime is punishable to eating from the sewage for 7 days. 11. You dont have BABU OWINOs portrait on the walls of your room.If caught you will be beaten with zero mercy and multiplied by zero. #peace A comrade is always right.
Posted on: Sat, 26 Jul 2014 18:08:18 +0000
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