YOU KNOW YOU’RE DOMINICAN IF . . . If Some of your favorite expressions consist of: “coño” “Anda la mierda” “Anda el diablo” “El diache” “Que Vaina” “Dimelo” “Ta’ To” “Y Es Facil” “Que lo Que?” “A to Ta Bien” “Que Tripeo” “Tu si Jode” “Ta Cool” “Ta Jevi” “La creta” “Tu te pasa” “Cojelo suave” “Que Bufeo” “Degrasia” “Mariconaso” “Malba” “Barbarasa” “Pariguayo” if you ate rice, beans and some type of meat for dinner yesterday, today and probably will tomorrow. Also for breakfast, lunch and dinner… If you say words like . . . . . . . . Razor is GILE . . . . . . . . Nailpolish is CUTé . . . . . . . Feminine Pads are KOTE . . . . . . . . Vicks Vapo Rub is Vivaporu . . . . . . . . T-Shirts are POLOCHE . . . . . . . . Watchman is GUACHIMAN . . . . . . . . .Garbage is EL Gabish . . . . . . . .Cereal is CONFLE (Yea you all know you do it!) If you believe Vivaporu is the cure for EVERYTHING If you in a 4-passenger car, u got 7 people in it, and someone yellin “caben ma” If you live, or got family livin in Washington Heights (better said Guaachinton Heights) . . . Or NY in general, this also includes Florida… If people tell you to stop screaming when you’re really talking If you grew up afraid of something called “El Cuco” If you clap your hands while laughing If you have more Primos and Primas, and you talk about at least one that is famous or rich (lots of cousins). If your able to dance without any music If you learned how to dance merengue and bachata before you could walk If you point things out with your nose and mouth
Posted on: Thu, 28 Nov 2013 03:51:26 +0000
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