YOU WILL LAUGH TILL U DROP!!!! Kenyatta, Moi and Kibaki were lost in the forest and were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. Kenyatta came back and said to the king, "I brought 10 apples". The king then explained the trail to him, "you have to shove (swallow) the 10fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you will be eaten". o The first apple went in ……………. o But on the second one he winced in pain. o So he was killed. Moi arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him. o he thought that this should be easy o 1…....2…..…3…….4…..5……...6.……7…..8…….9 o and on the tenth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. Moi and Kenyatta met in heaven and Kenyatta asked Moi, "why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" Moi replied, "I couldn’t help it, I saw Kibaki coming with pineapples".Have a fruitful day!!!!!
Posted on: Mon, 30 Sep 2013 07:31:15 +0000
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