Yesterday I had the pleasure of babysitting The Meadors Boys. Now before we get into this story understand these boys are famous because of the legend & legacy of their father Napoleon Pj Meadors. Napoleon embodied the spirit of why the name Nupe was ever created. Moving right along, lets get to the drop off. So, Michelle T. Meadors drops off the boys around 6:30pm. Prince, the youngest of the two starts to cry and beg for his mommy once she left. I sit the boys down indian style and explain to them just like this. Boys I am from the streets of Oxon Hill Maryland. If you never heard of it go ask somebody. If you ever wanted to visit it you would have to travel further than Bikini Bottom. Meadors Boy we do not participate in sissy crying over here. We are men and men do men things. So stand on your feet tug on your pull ups and walk like me. We waited about twenty minutes for a pizza delivery. After we ate we went to the playground. They had a ball playing with the other kids in my subdivision. So as twilight came upon us I took the boys for ice cream at place called Brusters. We approached the window. I yelled out, Two scoops of ice cream on a cone for the Meadors Boys! The young lady responded, Are you sure you want cones for them or a cup? My response, Young lady I said cone and since youre being so smart put some sprinkles on it too. I then proceed to turn around and look down to explain to the boys that is how a man handle things. Speak clearly and mean what you say. Low and behold both boys had big read spoons in their mouths that they found on the ground. I scream, What are you doing Meadors Boys? That is just plain nasty! They immediately drop the spoons and look at me with such confusion. I said ok lets take a picture now. I place them in front of the Brusters cartoon spoon height display. Princeston tells me he has to go to the bathroom. I asked him could it wait he shakes his head yes but make this face. As I type this I get chills thinking about that face he made. So the ice cream girl had the cones ready and I took them. One in each hand. Princeston says once again bathroom. I said lets go quickly because the ice cream is starting to run down my hands. We run to the nail shop next door. The owner informs us no bathroom available for customers only. I tell the boys we got to run to Publix grocery store. So all three of us run to Publix as fast as we can. I have two ice cream cones in my hand melting by the second. We get to the bathroom. I said, Kaden I need you big bro. I need you to pull down your brothers pull up and help him on the tolet quickly. He responded, Ok. Then he proceeds to pull his own pants down and go for his personal relief moment. Princeston looks at me like, Whats going on? I was forced with a big decision. I had to put the ice cream cones down. The question was where do I sit them? I am in a nasty public bathroom. The ice cream steady running down my arms I decided on the sinks edge was the best way to go. I go straight to Princeston pants and he did a number 2. I scream,Awe man we are too late. Kaden then flushes the tolet and says, Im finished. I tell the boys let me wash my hands and I will help you with yours. Then I pick back up the melting ice cream cones and we run back to the Brusters bench. I give both boys their cones and say just dont eat the cone when you are done with the ice cream. Kaden moves over to one end of the bench. If I did not know better I think he did it to have a pleasant smell while he licked his cone. Princeston was on the other end. After two quick licks Princeton ice falls off the cone onto the floor. I scream, This cant be happening! I went through hell and high water to save those cones! The smart talking ice cream girl says, Mister take this cup of ice cream with sprinkles. I responded, Thank you I dont deserve your kindness after you tried to warn me. She said, You dont but the little boy does. As the boys consumed their ice cream they created a mess I told them the following: Boys sometimes you have to just set in your mess and enjoy it. Even if its deep down in our pants. We go to the car and proceed home. When we get there I change Princestons diaper and turn on Sponge Bob. After a few minutes they started screaming, They want milk. I said oh you guys are getting loud so you want to turn up uh? The Meadors boys want to turn up like the Nupes uh? So I got some red cups and turned on the Nae Nae song. After we practiced some strolling I looked around and Kaden was throwing up the Yo. I had to take a picture. Shortly after that I hear the doorbell. It was Michelle. I said bye to the boys and went in the family room. I swear to you I felt Napoleon presence in that room. He was pleased and he is resting peacefully. Well there you go. Have a awesome day people.
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 18:12:52 +0000
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