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Yesterday I was riding around in cars with boys, and the Zep came on the stereo followed by one of my newest favorite one liner: as I was explaining my passion for Stairway to Heaven to my friend, he looks at me, then slams on the brakes and comes out with: I dont usually slam on the brakes, but when Im staring into your eyes... haaaaa! love love love. if you knew the level of hilarity that this kid takes life to, you would probably be equally as amused... but I hope to have provided you with some intel for your next car ride with your sweetie :) it was almost as good as the time when my ex graffitied the entire neighborhood with sidewalk chalk. We rolled up to a stop sign and he sat there, stopped... staring at me. I am all like dumb and like whaaat? and then I see the stop sign. It read: STOP; ...and kiss the one you love. Sigh. I am totally taking a ride down schmoop memory lane today. Keep the chick flicks and old photographs far far far away. Who wants to watch some good ole fashion horror films?! ;) Nah, eff that... I am gonna go protest that SOB Rick Scott some more.
Posted on: Mon, 13 Oct 2014 13:34:11 +0000

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